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21 Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids
Danielle Sexton
October 23, 2024
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Rise and shine, Mommy! Can you feel the spooky season in the air? We've conjured up some goodies to sprinkle magic into your day.
Today’s Mommy scoop:
🎃 21 kid-friendly Halloween jokes
🌶️ Spooky jalapeno popper mummies
🍂 DIY homemade potpourri
Holiday Hoopla
21 Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids
Moms, gear up for some ghostly giggles! These Halloween jests are perfect for your mini monsters.
Kid-Approved One-Liners
Where do celebrities go on Halloween? "Mali- boo!"
Why are cemeteries so popular? "Everybody is just dying to get in!"
What's the best dessert to serve at Halloween? "Ice scream!"
Where do zombies live? "Only on dead-end streets."
What is a pirate always looking for even though it's right behind him? His booty!
Knock knock… Who's there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting to go out trick-or-treating all day!
Wicked Witch Witticisms
How do witches keep their hair looking so good? "Lots of scare- spray!"
What do witches always order at hotels? "Broom service!"
What is a little witch's favorite school subject? Spell-ing.
How do you make a witch itch? Take away the "w."
Vampire Vexers
What's the best way to talk to a vampire? "From very far away!"
Why are vampires so annoying? "Because they are a real pain in the neck! Get it? A pain in the neck, because they bite your neck!"
Where do vampires keep their money? At the blood bank.
For Dracula's a jolly good fellow, his fangs are furry and yellow! (Sang to the tune of "He's a Jolly Good Fellow")
What kind of dog does Dracula have? "A bloodhound!"
Ghostly Giggles
What's a ghost's favorite ride at the fair? "The roller-ghoster!"
Where do ghost pirates sail? "Upon the dead sea. You have to say it in a pirate voice!"
Why are ghosts so bad at lying? "Because you can see right through them!"
Skeletal Snickers
Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road? "Because he was gutless!"
Why was the skeleton so messy? "Because he was such a lazy bones!"
Why was the skeleton so sad? "Because he had no-BODY to love!"
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Poll Results From 10/21
Which educational activity does your child enjoy the most?
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Reading books (38%)
🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️ Arts and Crafts (23%)
🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Science experiments (11%)
🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️ Outdoor learning activities (25%)
⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ Digital educational games (3%)
Featured Response 💬
“Our little dude LOVES books! We are currently about 400 books into the "1000 Books Before Kindergarten" challenge that we were able to sign up for via the Beanstack app and our local library. His favorites are "A Duck Called Brian" and "There's an Alien in Your Book" - but he will grab any book that includes lots of funny voices! ”
That sounds like such a fun challenge, and it’s amazing you’ve got a little bookworm on your hands – I love that you're making it fun with all the funny voices! -Danielle 😊
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Mom’s Menu
Spooky Jalapeno Popper Mummies!🌶️👻
Source: amandascookin
These jalapeno popper mummies are the perfect Halloween treat for moms looking to bring some fun to the table.
Not only are they adorable, but they're packed with cheesy goodness and a hint of spice that can be adjusted to your preference!
Why You'll Love It
👻 Festive Fun: Perfect for Halloween parties!
🧀 Cheesy Goodness: Creamy filling with a bit of heat.
📝 Ingredients
8 oz cream cheese, softened
8 oz Monterey jack cheese, shredded
1/2 tsp garlic powder
1/2 tsp onion powder
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp black pepper
10 jalapenos, sliced in half lengthwise & seeds removed
12 oz Pillsbury crescent rolls
1 egg (for egg wash, mixed with 1 Tbsp water)
40 small candy eyeballs (or sliced olives)
👩🍳 Instructions
Preheat oven to 400F and prepare baking tray.
Mix cream cheese, Monterey Jack cheese, and seasonings.
Fill jalapeno halves with cheese mixture.
Prepare crescent roll dough and cut into strips.
Wrap jalapenos with dough strips, ensuring space for eyes.
Brush with egg wash and bake for 12 minutes.
Add candy eyeballs immediately after baking. Serve warm.
Source: amandascookin
📌 Note
Substitute candy eyeballs with sliced black olives for a savory touch. Prep ahead and bake when needed.
Serve warm for best taste, but they're delicious even at room temperature.
Perfect for Halloween parties or potlucks!
Mom-tip: Make sure to adjust the spice level for the little ones by removing the jalapeno seeds and ribs.
And remember, these mummies are not just fun to eat, but also a great activity to get the kids involved in the kitchen!
Enjoy and have a spook-tacular meal!🎃🥳
Full recipe here.
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Daily DIY (Fall Edition)
Homemade Potpourri
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Want to capture the cozy, warm essence of fall in a jar?
This homemade potpourri is a perfect way to fill your home with natural autumn scents, and it’s so easy to make.
Start by drying out orange slices and cinnamon sticks.
Add other aromatic items like cloves, pinecones, or star anise.
Mix everything together and place it in a jar for display or as a thoughtful gift.
Add a cute label for a personal touch.
Your home will smell amazing, and this makes a wonderful homemade gift for friends and family.
The tutorial is here.
Mom’s Choice
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It's a journey through complex family dynamics that might just get you thinking about the love and bonds that tie us together.
I personally loved it, it's the perfect companion for a cozy night in once the kiddos are tucked away in bed!
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Game
Tiny Faces, Big Names
This happy kid grew up to be one of the UK's best singers and biggest selling artists worldwide. Who is she?
(Answer below)
Mom’s Meme 🤣
Answer
It's Adele!
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