21 Best Halloween Jokes for Kids 🎃

"Don’t call it a dream, call it a plan."

Rise and shine, Mommy! Can you feel the spooky season in the air? We've conjured up some goodies to sprinkle magic into your day.

Today’s Mommy scoop:

• 21 Halloween jokes for your little monsters

• Hair ties = childproof cabinet saviors

• Jalapeno mummy treats!🌶️👻

• Homemade potpourri magic

Holiday Hoopla

21 Funny Halloween Jokes for Kids

Moms, gear up for some ghostly giggles! These Halloween jests are perfect for your mini monsters.

Kid-Approved One-Liners

• Where do celebrities go on Halloween? "Mali- boo!"

• Why are cemeteries so popular? "Everybody is just dying to get in!"

• What's the best dessert to serve at Halloween? "Ice scream!"

• Where do zombies live? "Only on dead-end streets."

• What is a pirate always looking for even though it's right behind him? His booty!

• Knock knock… Who's there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting to go out trick-or-treating all day!

Wicked Witch Witticisms

• How do witches keep their hair looking so good? "Lots of scare- spray!"

• What do witches always order at hotels? "Broom service!"

• What is a little witch's favorite school subject? Spell-ing.

• How do you make a witch itch? Take away the "w."

Vampire Vexers

• What's the best way to talk to a vampire? "From very far away!"

• Why are vampires so annoying? "Because they are a real pain in the neck! Get it? A pain in the neck, because they bite your neck!"

• Where do vampires keep their money? At the blood bank.

• For Dracula's a jolly good fellow, his fangs are furry and yellow! (Sang to the tune of "He's a Jolly Good Fellow")

• What kind of dog does Dracula have? "A bloodhound!"

Ghostly Giggles

• What's a ghost's favorite ride at the fair? "The roller-ghoster!"

• Where do ghost pirates sail? "Upon the dead sea. You have to say it in a pirate voice!"

• Why are ghosts so bad at lying? "Because you can see right through them!"

Skeletal Snickers

• Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road? "Because he was gutless!"

• Why was the skeleton so messy? "Because he was such a lazy bones!"

• Why was the skeleton so sad? "Because he had no-BODY to love!"

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Mom's Mic: This Week’s Poll 🎤 

Poll Results From 10/23

What's your biggest challenge when it comes to family budgeting?

 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜️ Grocery spending (25%)

🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️ Childcare expenses (11%)

🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️ Saving for the future (20%)

🟨🟨🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️ Managing unexpected expenses (17%)

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Cutting down on non-essentials (27%)

Featured Response 😊 

Mom Hack

Childproof Cabinet Doors With Hair Ties

Mom Hack

Need a quick fix to keep curious little hands out of cabinets?

Grab those hair ties you've got lying around!

Simply loop them around two cabinet handles, and voila! A makeshift door stopper.

Remember, it's not 100% foolproof, so keep harmful items elsewhere.

Mom’s Menu

Spooky Jalapeno Popper Mummies!🌶️👻

These jalapeno popper mummies are the perfect Halloween treat for moms looking to bring some fun to the table.

Not only are they adorable, but they're packed with cheesy goodness and a hint of spice that can be adjusted to your preference!

📝 Ingredients

• 8 oz cream cheese, softened

• 8 oz Monterey jack cheese, shredded

• 1/2 tsp garlic powder

• 1/2 tsp onion powder

• 1/4 tsp salt

• 1/4 tsp black pepper

• 10 jalapenos, sliced in half lengthwise & seeds removed

• 12 oz Pillsbury crescent rolls

• 1 egg (for egg wash, mixed with 1 Tbsp water)

• 40 small candy eyeballs (or sliced olives)

👩‍🍳 Instructions

1. Preheat oven to 400F and prepare baking tray.

2. Mix cream cheese, Monterey Jack cheese, and seasonings.

3. Fill jalapeno halves with cheese mixture.

4. Prepare crescent roll dough and cut into strips.

5. Wrap jalapenos with dough strips, ensuring space for eyes.

6. Brush with egg wash and bake for 12 minutes.

7. Add candy eyeballs immediately after baking. Serve warm.

📌 Note

Substitute candy eyeballs with sliced black olives for a savory touch. Prep ahead and bake when needed.

Serve warm for best taste, but they're delicious even at room temperature.

Perfect for Halloween parties or potlucks!

Mom-tip: Make sure to adjust the spice level for the little ones by removing the jalapeno seeds and ribs.

And remember, these mummies are not just fun to eat, but also a great activity to get the kids involved in the kitchen!

Enjoy and have a spook-tacular meal!🎃🥳

Full recipe here.

Daily DIY (Fall Edition)

Homemade Potpourri

Want to capture the essence of Thanksgiving in a jar?

Create a lovely, aromatic potpourri that your guests will adore.

It's easy to make and doesn't require fresh ingredients.

The tutorial is here.

Mom’s Choice

We all need a little escape now and then, right?

Dive into "The Only One Left" – a gripping novel that will transport you to a mysterious world filled with suspense and deep emotions.

It's a journey through complex family dynamics that might just get you thinking about the love and bonds that tie us together.

I personally loved it, it's the perfect companion for a cozy night in once the kiddos are tucked away in bed!

The Only One Left: A Novel 📖

Game

Tiny Faces, Big Names

This happy kid grew up to be one of the UK's best singers and biggest selling artists worldwide. Who is she?
(Answer below)

Mom’s Meme 🤣

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Answer

It's Adele!